I am to mention six quirky, yet boring facts about myself and then tag 6 other bloggers, this is all geriatric nurse’s fault

1. I just went to the hairdresser yesterday and had my black hair streaked GRAY, she thought I had gone mad, and said i would look so old and bad lol, i said i wanted to look distinguished and urbane

2. I think smoking cigarettes is heavenly, yes I’m an addict, a complete junky

3. I recently stopped shaving my legs, trying to get back to my french roots

4. my makeup is tattoo’d on

5. I’m old and fat and still think i’m gorgeous

6. I can clap with one hand.