Thursday Thirteen #1 – Reasons not to get a job

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13 Reasons not to get a job…

1. because work is no fun

2. because i always need a massage after working

3. because bosses are always ordering you around

4. because they always put me in a cubicle beside someone with narcolepsy

5. because i like sitting around on the couch all day

6. a salary is only for people that don’t know how to finance everything

7. great for bon bon eating

8. endurance is more important than a job

9. what good is it if a man gains an entire job, but loses his soul?

10. i hate coffee maker talk

11. anybody can work, try and find meaning to life while doing absolutely nothing!

12. it’ll put hair on yer chest

13. coz all you have to do is plan ahead, that way you don’t have to do anything right now!!

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HILARIOUSLY funny!!! lol

my fave: “anybody can work, try and find meaning to life while doing absolutely nothing!” THAT in it self is a full-time job…with or without a daytime hustle! ha!

Enjoy your weekend!

1. Opinionated Diva on July 11th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Amen to all of them! I hear ya. Groceries are outrageous. And gas prices… I don’t even want to start on that one. It’s hard living on one income. Thanks for stopping by my blog. Great list. Happy TT. Have a great weekend.

2. misty on July 11th, 2008 at 12:57 am
I jest of course, my hubby has been off work cuz of a car accident, and man it’s hard, we don’t have money for FOOD nevermind bills lol.. we’re talking about pawning stuff now.. they still have pawn places right? i think so

3. Elaine on July 11th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Well now I feel like spending even more time slacking! Those are certainly valid points, thanks for stopping by.

4. Slacking Overachieve on July 10th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Not really the list I want to see the day before I start a new job. You make some pretty valid points though. Maybe I should call in in the morning? Nah!
Great post!

5. Angie on July 10th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Well, I agree with every word of that!

6. Nicholas on July 10th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I’ve worked for such a log time that I can’t imagine not working,
but some of the items you mentioned I don’t like either.

7. kay on July 10th, 2008 at 6:25 pm