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13 Reasons not to get a job…

1.  because work is no fun

2.  because i always need a massage after working

3.  because bosses are always ordering you around

4.  because they always put me in a cubicle beside someone with narcolepsy

5.  because i like sitting around on the couch all day

6.  a salary is only for people that don’t know how to finance everything

7.  great for bon bon eating

8.  endurance is more important than a job

9.  what good is it if a man gains an entire job, but loses his soul?

10.  i hate coffee maker talk

11.  anybody can work, try and find meaning to life while doing absolutely nothing!

12.  it’ll put hair on yer chest

13.  coz all you have to do is plan ahead, that way you don’t have to do anything right now!!