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Hey there’s a two hour season finale speacial of CSI on tonight.. directed by quenton tarentino, or how ever the heck you spell his name. should be good. alot of CSI is looking the same to me, but sometimes that’s ok, coz you can count on it to be good. tarentino should mix it up a bit, wonder what the sound track will be like.

tell ya one thing I’d like to miss is freakin’ starwars part 7 or whatever it is. ‘the force’?? what kind of creepy crap is that?? I get sick of all the alien stuff anyway, I think that’s a sick subculture out there. but I’m sure hubby will use the force on me one night and I will end up watching it… ‘for the special effects honey’.. that’s what he always says when he makes me watch dubious movies. I don’t care THAT MUCH.. I will watch it. I always watch ‘aliens’ with sigourney weaver when it’s on, think it’s a good chick flick. I just hope yoda isn’t in it, yoda is the worst of them all. even looks like a little demon, and he’s spouting all that new age stuff in that uber weird voice… and luke skywalker LISTENS, totally unbelievable lol that ain’t real I tell ya, star wars is fake! It’s a big conspiracy. The future never happens! Tho we have a little robot vacuum cleaner now, hehe.. that’s sorta like ‘the future’ ain’t it? Imagine one of those 50′s housewives in one of those appliances of the future commercials they used to have.. she would have had a fit of orgasmic glee at the sight of our robot vacuum cleaner. She would have fallen down and not been able to get up. The vacuum cleaner would have to take care of her. It would have been a 7 martinis while making dinner day. She would begin sniffing her freedom wafting down from the hills and run off with the gardener. She would find God coz God and science are inescapably connected. Curlers in your hair? Shame on you! I scream, You scream, We all scream for ice cream.. The dog would never stop barking and she would never stop singing, in the immortal words of sigue sigue sputnik ‘mmmmm mmmm I love technology!’.